That's a Rap

     Upon finding a deer pleasantly munching on tomatoes inside our electric-fenced garden, today...I was moved...moved to grab three rocks, sneak through the yard, and madly hurl them, while screaming at the top of my lungs.  It was really something to see!  Almost instantly, I started composing a rap about it in my mind.  Enjoy.

They hear my name & they tremble in fear.

They know I’ll chase ‘em.  I’m the terror of deer.

Far & wide, they let each other know

That I don’t like ‘em.  I’m the foe of does.

Ya think you’re tough, buck?

Think raiding gardens is fun?

You better just tuck

Your white tail & run.

You’re in for quite the painful shock.

When, Laura Dare proceeds to pelt you with rocks.

Word.

     I typed that in bold print because it seemed more "hood".